Fanatics! Now get Germany's greatest thinkers without leaving your coffins! Delivered free, right to the laptop aunt Helga left on your headstone!
Just over five hundred years ago, the majority of the world's population thought the earth was flat, that cats were witches, and that leeches ate evil spirits.
These Dead Germans never believed any of that dialectic. And as a fanatic, you probably don't either. Go on, click one of their severed heads to find out more.